What movies have not aged well?
08.06.2025 05:23

-”She is very sexyful!”
From Russia With Love
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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A View to a Kill
Octopussy
Goldfinger
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Why has my ex moved on so fast after years of being together with me?
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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You Only Live Twice
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
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Live and Let Die
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Moonraker
-All the bad guys are black.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Dr No
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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-Bond slapping Tracy.
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-”Ah so!”
The Man with the Golden Gun
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Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.